snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

tablespoons:

imalwayswakingup:

tablespoons:

when u drink a lot of water and ur pee comes out crystal clear

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That just means you’re hydrated.

okay good i was worried that drinking water would make me dehydrated, thank you

(Source: jesuschristvevo)

aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

xydg:

i wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you